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This page belongs to a friend of mine--
Also known as Satai Wilco, Non-Czar, Matt is foremost at promoting the Turtle Movement--a group dedicated to spreading the true nature of the universe to those Uninformed masses.
This page, well, it's hard to explain. Anyone who loves Terry Prachett will understand the basis of the page. It's fun, it's neat, and it's nutty. In fact, I believe the correct description is: "Froody!"
It is there that I am known as (something like...and it's still growing...)the Great Maharao Rajah Jennifer the Cobalt, Empress of the Universe and Other Cool Stuff, General of the Legions of Women Against Icky Boys, Official Non-Czar-Impersonator of the Turtle Movement, She of Little Sleep, Apotheosis of Aesthetics, Wielder of the Calculus Book of Agony and Torture and the Hamster of Ultimate Destruction (Not to be Confused with the Crouton of Death, the Pincushion of Love, or the Paperclip of Minor Aches and Pains), Bearer of the Magical Touch of Temperature Change, Labeller of Little Containers, Grand Master of the Sharpie, Wearer of Saran Wrap, Tester of Couches, Avoider of Testing, Coffee Drinker Extraordinaire, Namer of Things, Bestower of Useless Titles, Friend to Small Forest Creatures, Mistress of Stress, Ex-Breeder of Mosquitoes, Whore of Babylon,Defender of Rconciliation and Current Power-Hungry-Documentation-Happy-Anal-Nazi-Resident-Assistant-of-The_Far_Side Ex-Resident (and Preferred) Assistant of Panache, Champion of the Underdog, High Priestess of the Silvered Ring of Grilled Chicken, Owner of One-Half the Brain of Jenemily, Destroyer of the Evil Bill, Extracter of Steroids, Nemesis of the Dreaded Lima Bean,Really Good Friend and Evil Bitch, She Who May Snap, Favored Daughter of the Bidlingmeyer Clan on a Neverending Quest for the Holy Pumpkin Oil of Forchtenstein...but you can call me Jen.
And if you think I have weird titles, take a look at some of these...